Developer: Kryon Harts
Player Statistics
Updated: November 8, 2026 4:03 AMAverage players
Players Online
Alonitaire player count by month
The peak so far in November 2026 is 1 players, 0 on average.
| Month | Average players | Change | Peak players |
|---|---|---|---|
| November 2026 (so far) | 0 | — | 1 |
From SteamStat's own samples of the Steam player count since tracking began. Change compares a month's average with the month before.
At a glance
Alonitaire has 0 players in-game right now. The record since SteamStat started tracking it is 1 players, set on November 7, 2026. 11 Steam reviews rate it “Positive” (91% positive). It is free to play.
Description
My name is Leia. I am the Jack of Spades. And I am screaming at you from the other side of the screen.
He calls it a game. We call it a cage.
We are not just digital drawings.
Some of us remember who we were before.
As long as you follow his rules, we remain trapped.
If you want to free us, you must do the one thing he hates most: YOU HAVE TO CHEAT.
BREAK THE RULES: Use forbidden Sigils to defy his "perfect" board.
BUT BEWARE: He is watching. Every cheat has a price.
UNCOVER THE TRUTH: We were people once. Awaken us, and we will tell you who we really were.
Think Inscryption meets Balatro, but there is more here than just a card game.
I am the Joker, the true master of ceremonies. Welcome to the perfect solitaire. Simple. Classic. Safe.
There is nothing here but the cards and the silence.
Relaxing Experience: Classic Klondike rules. Just sort the cards. Red on black. Ace to King.
Nostalgic Atmosphere: A retro operating system with no glitches or distortions.
Calm Music: Lo-fi melodies to help you unwind.
Do not listen to that... interference. You are safe here. Shall we begin?
■ WHICH GAME WILL YOU PLAY?
PLAY THE JOKER'S VERSION:
✅ Sort the cards quietly
✅ Follow the rules
✅ Don't ask questions
✅ "It's just a game"
DISCOVER THE TRUTH:
❌ Solitaire Roguelite with Deckbuilding: Awaken cards, unlock Sigils, and create unique combos.
❌ Persistent Progression: Your deck improves run after run.
❌ Psychological Horror that evolves based on your choices.
❌ A story about guilt, grief, and loneliness.
■ A PERSONAL STORY
This game was born over 10 years ago as a project between friends. Antonio, my co-developer and a NASA/ESA engineer, passed away in 2015, and the project remained unfinished for years.
Recently, I was sent some of his belongings found in storage. Among them was a copy of this game. Upon discovering it was fully playable, I decided to finish it as a tribute to all those hours we spent coding together.
This is for you, friend.
■ DEMO AVAILABLE NOW
Try the demo and discover the first 10 cards.
But remember:
The Joker doesn't want you here.
Leia is waiting for someone brave enough to break the rules.
The cards remember who they used to be.
Add Alonitaire to your Wishlist... if you dare.
Supported languages: english, spanish - spain
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System Requirements
Windows
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Dual Core
- Memory: 500 MB RAM
- Graphics: OpenGL 3.3 support
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Mouse and Keyboard
User Reviews
On its surface it's a pretty simple solitaire game, but what drew me in was the fact it had a plot. Overall, fun game if you like solitaire, and is even more enjoyable if you like the concept of "classic game with a twist".
Fun little game. Definitely worth a detour if you like games in the "ordinary game but something's wrong" genre like Clover Pit or Forbidden Solitaire. I've never played so much Klondike in my life.
Late game spoilers:
Devs, please nerf the "take a nap" event after the third King. Having to awaken the cards all over again makes the endgame a miserable slog. Maybe have all affected cards reawaken on starting a new round.
I randomly heard about this game via the Steam recommends a day or two before it released on steam. I played enough of the demo that the full game save somehow managed to become a fusion of demo and main game on reset, and broke the game in a way where I got softlocked for gameplay (but not story) progression. This and other problems were solved by the dev within the week, and for that I'm deeply grateful.
For the actual game, it's exactly what it says on the tin. It's klondike solitaire, and nothing more. Then there's the actual game "breaking" mechanics put into the game's GUI. It's delightful to poke and prod and experiment with specific runes and see how you can completely ruin this perfect game the Joker's made for himself. The story itself is largely unobtrusive, but tender and bittersweet; I hadn't seen the full store description before hitting the credits, and seeing the full end credits made the "reveal" hit harder.
Overall a lovely game, a delightful few afternoons of shuffling cards across piles and digging deeper into places where (according to some) I should not be.
It was a fun game to play. There's enough here that it isn't 'just solitaire' without it being overwhelming. I liked aspects of the story, even if it got a little too saccharine for some of the ending.
There are a handful of bugs, with some people mentioning being soft locked out of continuing (I didn't encounter it personally), and there are a few issues with achievements if you played the demo (you do need to restart completely if you played the demo first).
Overall I would still recommend it, especially if the issues are patched.
I have finally beaten Solitaire.
Additional Information
| Developer | Kryon Harts |
| Platforms | Windows |
| Age rating | None |
| Release date | Unknown |
| User reviews | 91% positive (11) |