Developer: Bad Ideas Productions
Player Statistics
Updated: November 8, 2026 7:23 PMAverage players
Players Online
TEST RELEASE DO NOT BUY !!! player count by month
TEST RELEASE DO NOT BUY !!! has 2 players in-game right now, and the 24-hour peak is 2. The peak so far in November 2026 is 2 players, 0 on average.
| Month | Average players | Change | Peak players |
|---|---|---|---|
| November 2026 (so far) | 0 | — | 2 |
From SteamStat's own samples of the Steam player count since tracking began. Change compares a month's average with the month before.
At a glance
TEST RELEASE DO NOT BUY !!! has 2 players in-game right now, 100% of its 24-hour peak of 2. The record since SteamStat started tracking it is 2 players, set on November 8, 2026. 138 Steam reviews rate it “Very Positive” (93% positive). Released on March 31, 2026 by Bad Ideas Productions. Current price: $1.99.
Description
Hey guys, we're so sorry you're seeing this Steam page. One of our interns made this by accident and somehow attached a game to it. We never intended for this to be public, so we had to throw something together last minute to make it worth your while.
Test Release Do Not Buy !!! is a metacommentary on game development, video game pricing, and content creation. The game slowly builds itself over time as the game's narrator comedically comments on the game and its development as you watch it evolve in real time. Unlock new minigames as the game is built around you.
Features:
Clicker Gameplay
Unlock New Gameplay Features In The Shop
Witty Commentary
Endless Runner Gameplay
Virtual Pet Gameplay
Poker Gameplay
Blackjack Gameplay
Slots Gameplay
Puzzle Gameplay
Fishing Minigame
Supported languages: english
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Description and screenshots are provided by the publisher via the Steam Store page.
System Requirements
Windows
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Quad core CPU
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: 2GB VRAM
- Storage: 4 GB available space
User Reviews
An absolute masterpiece, triple A studios should be studying this game to figure out what a good game is. This game has shown me the overwhelming joy, impeccable beauty, the sheer intricacy of what €2 can buy you.
Stayed after he started degrading me
Absolute F**king Masterpieace Mate!!!!! This And The Salesman Are Absolute Cinema!! Love From Australia.
Masterpiece
Absolutely fake game but in a good way
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Additional Information
| Developer | Bad Ideas Productions |
| Platforms | Windows |
| Age rating | None |
| Release date | March 31, 2026 |
| User reviews | 93% positive (138) |